Lu Quotes

• To a drunk guy who says, “Oh baby, I want to be inside you,” Lu replies:  “Unified field theory – you already are.”

• “Okay, now it’s on.  We’re gonna take this mother down.” 

• “Relax, big guy.  She’s a house cat, not a tiger.  Just don’t touch her, look at her or breathe her air, and you’ll probably live through the hour.”   

• “We’re going to have to work together.  You finally have to accept someone’s help, or die.” 

• “You picked a fine time to fall in love.”

• “It was the typical situation in which everyone thinks you’re too young to really be in love, so they lecture you about not getting too serious.”

• “What was I supposed to write? ‘Things are fine here, too.  My classes are going well.  Oh, by the way, I’m pregnant with your child.’” 

• “My brother is not a murderer.”

• “No one can hear you scream when you’re underground.”

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