- To a drunk guy who says, “Oh baby, I want to be inside you,”
Lu replies: “Unified
field theory – you already are.”
- “Okay, now it’s on.
We’re gonna take this mother down.”
- “Relax, big guy.
She’s a house cat, not a tiger.
Just don’t touch her, look at her or breathe her air, and you’ll
probably live through the hour.”
- “We’re going to have to work together. You finally have to accept someone’s
help, or die.”
- “You picked a fine time to fall in love.”
- “It was the typical situation in which everyone thinks
you’re too young to really be in love, so they lecture you about not getting
- “What was I supposed to write? ‘Things are fine here,
too. My classes are going
well. Oh, by the way, I’m pregnant
with your child.’”
- “My brother is not a murderer.”
- “No one can hear you scream when you’re underground.”
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